06.04.07 Cheaper! Softer! Just as yellow!

Did I forget to mention that Rejuvenile is in paperback? It is. It’s gorgeous, shiny-as-a-toy and at $11, quite reasonably priced. Order a copy today and tackle a few of the deep imponderables contained therein:

• Are rejuveniles freespirited romantics or hopelessly gullible tools of a vast Madion Avenue conspiracy?

• Why didn’t rejuvenile greats J.M. Barrie, Dr. Seuss or Hans Christian Andersen ever have actual kids of their own?

• How long until Nike launches a high performance shoe system for skipping?

• Are adults who live at home with their parents forging a new interdependent family model or just suckers for mom’s lasagna?

• Is the color of Rejuvenile’s dust jacket best described as yellow, buttercup or goldenrod?