Blog Archive09.08.06 Rise of the kickball anti-bunting lobby Beyond the tropical monsoon and distressing number of injuries, the biggest bummer of this summer’s World Adult Kickball Association championship in Miami was the realization that all the best teams shared a strategy that hinged on the repetition of the single most boring play in all of kickball: the bunt. When I was playing pickup ball back in the late “90s (he says, clearing the old-man phlegm from his windpipe and easing back in his rocking chair), bunts were expressly forbidden. Yes the surest way to get runners on base is to hit slow dribblers up the third base line. But how fun is that” It’s truly dispiriting to watch players robotically repeat the same noodle-legged kick again and again in a competition to see who can be the most precisely wimpy. So I’m heartened to discover an advocacy group devoted to the elimination of bunts in kickball. NoBunting.com includes the 10 commandments of the movement (?Number 5: Behold, bunting is an abomination unto me, and maketh thy opponent’s head like unto spoiled fruit?), an advice column called “Ask Dr. Kick” (?Are bunting addictions different for men and women??) and a shop filled with No Bunting merchandise. The site is the work of a 23-year-old creative marketing manager from Arizona named Russell Perry, who tells me via e-mail that “simple nomenclature” inspired him to start the group:
I’m in full support of Perry’s good work, though as a kickballer with a childhood record dominated by spastic errors and asthma attacks, I take issue with his macho posturing about players working out pent-up playground losses in their adult kickball careers. The game is big enough for all — child stars who play to relive moments of glory and those formerly picked last who play to overcome childhood humiliations that would otherwise jolt them awake in cold sweats at 3 in the morning. But on this, we agree: for both sorts of players, the best way to enjoy the game is to cut out the bunts and kick the damn ball. In other kickball-media related news, Newsweek just did a brief item on the resurgence of kickball and there’s a new episode and home page for ?View from Home Plate,? the kickball chat show filmed inside a moving subcompact on the streets of L.A. Posted at 9:26 am in Fun and Games | 0 Comments Next entry: Fisher Price Fonts Previous entry: What’s the Best Rejuvenile Amusement Park? |
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